I HAD TO DUMP HER

(Cosmopolitan) Some chicks practically ask for the boot. Could you be one?

• The Dryer Sheet -- She clings to her guy so tightly that no matter where he goes or who he's with he can't shake her loose.
• The Nutcase -- She heavily flirts with dudes in front of her guy to rile him up and likes screaming at him in public for things like making her go home after she passed out at the bar.
• The Full Discloser -- She tells her beau about her menstrual cycle, the eating habits of her three cats, and how many guys she's slept with since losing her virginity at 17 and a half.
• The Drama Queen -- She constantly tests her beau by threatening to break up with him. Then when he tries to dump her, she has a meltdown in the middle of the restaurant.
• The Timekeeper -- There's never enough "our time" for her; she pouts when her guy is with friends or works overtime.