YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CHEAPSKATE WHEN

  • You line the inside of your purse with aluminum foil at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
  • You've ever eaten noodles and ketchup.
  • You unroll 2-ply toilet paper for the extra roll.
  • You re-use Q-tips.
  • You cross out names on Hallmark cards and send them to others.
  • You've ever put new soles on your flip-flops.
  • You buy an outfit for a special event, and then return it.
  • You sharpen a pencil until you hit the eraser.
  • You buy birthday presents at garage sales.
  • Anyone in your family still owns a Yugo.
  • You've ever crashed a wedding reception.