Alex's Antics

 

COSMO'S THINGS MEN WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMEN

  • She thinks it's fair that he sleeps alone because he didn't notice she'd gotten a haircut.
  • She want's to kiss and schmooze and then not have sex.
  • She orders a huge salad with low-fat dressing, then eats steak and french fries from his plate.
  • Why she cares whether or not laundry is folded.
  • Why she wants to know everything about his ex-girlfriends but not wanting to meet them.
  • Going from crazy-screaming mad to weepy to icy calm in the space of 60 seconds.
  • She can watch one channel and just stay there, even through the commercials.
  • The concept of nighttime outfits and daytime outfits.
  • The fact that she can't wash her face and body with the same kind of soap.
  • If she's having a fight on the phone and hangs up on him, he's the jerk if he doesn't call right back.
  • Her having more to say after sex.
  • She feels fat when she's gained 2 pounds.
  • It isn't enough just to ask what she wants for her birthday.
  • The idea of buying a raincoat that can't get wet, a winter coat that isn't warm, shoes that aren't comfortable and panty hose that run.
  • Doing a full makeup job when she's only going out for a loaf of bread.
  • She can't wear the same dress to her office Christmas party two years in a row.
  • How she can not be in the mood for sex.

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