GRANDPA OVER THE LIMIT ON MOBILITY SCOOTER- In the UK a grandpa on a mobility scooter was nearly four times the legal drinking limit when he was stopped by police -- with a woman on his knee. Powell, who was riding in the street, admitted that he had "knocked back a rum or two and a couple of pints of bitter" said: "The police over-reacted. I don't regret it as I don't think I was doing anything wrong. You should be allowed to enjoy yourself."

... And the woman on his lap? She apparently owed him some money and he wanted to be sure of getting it so he was taking her to the bank.

 

MAN WAKES UP DURING HIS AUTOPSY- A man in India declared dead surprised hospital staff by waking up during his autopsy. Doctors were performing a post-mortem examination on Manas Deo after he had been hit by a car. Deo was critically injured Christmas day by a vehicle. Police transported the man to a local hospital where the doctor pronounced him dead. It was a surprise for the hospital staff and family members after Manas woke up when the doctors began his autopsy. After waking up, Deos was taken to a hospital. He's recovering and will reportedly be released in a week or two.