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THOUGHT/QUESTION TO PONDER FOR WEEK OF 11/23 - 11/227:
Thought on Monday:
If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button always stays the same?- Sarah from Tomah
Thought on Tuesday:
Is Patriotism simply your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it?- Dana from Eau Claire
(Thanksgiving Break Wed-Fri)
THOUGHT/QUESTION TO PONDER FOR WEEK OF 11/16 - 11/20:
Thought on Monday 11/16:
If you owned a pet shop and wanted to sell a lot more parrots, would you sell a lot more if you taught them how to say "I miss my little brother"?
Thought on Tuesday 11/17:
A mirror inverts everything left to right. Why doesn't it invert top to bottom as well?- Alan from Elk Mound
Thought on Wednesday 11/18:
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, would you call it an odd or an end?- Chris from Hatfield
Thought on Thursday 11/19:
How many social security numbers do Siamese twins get at birth? If only one, then who gets to keep the original number when they get separated?- Stephanie from Chippewa
Thought on Friday 11/20:
Wouldn't it be smarter to label 'top secret' documents something less conspicuous like 'trivial information’, which would only bore you to tears? – Barry from Osseo
THOUGHT/QUESTION TO PONDER FOR WEEK OF 11/09 - 11/13:
Thought on Monday 11/09:
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.- Hank from Chippewa
Thought on Tuesday 11/10:
Why do the instructions for a mildew remover say, "Use in well ventilated area"? There wouldn't be any "mildew" if it were "well ventilated" in the first place, right!?- Hannah from Eau Claire
Thought on Wednesday 11/11:
Thought on Thursday 11/12:
Would cats have to pay nine times more or nine times less for their life insurance?- Ellen from Arcadia
Thought on Friday 11/13:
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool that first said "quit while you are ahead"?- Art from Eleva\
THOUGHT/QUESTION TO PONDER FOR WEEK OF 11/02 - 11/06:
Thought on Monday 11/02:
Did you ever think that the glass is neither half empty nor half full, but maybe it's just twice as large as it needs to be?- Denise from Altoona
Thought on Tuesday 11/03:
Why is it that a doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send the bill to her husband? - Ed from Durand
Thought on Wednesday 11/04:
If everybody else in the world had a flu vaccination, would you need one?- Samantha from Boyceville
Thought on Thursday 11/05:
If you named your child "I", could he talk about himself in the first, second and third person at the same time?- Dana from Elk Mound
Thought on Friday 11/06:
If carrots develop better eyesight, how come you always see so many dead rabbits on the side of the road?- Evelyn from Owen
THOUGHT/QUESTION TO PONDER FOR WEEK OF 10/26-10/30:
Thought on Monday 10/26:
We are informed that to contribute to safer driving we should always drive with our hands at the ten o'clock and two o'clock positions on the steering wheel. Does that mean with the Upcoming Daylight Savings Time we should drive with our hands in the nine and one o’clock positions till spring? - Emily from Eau Claire
Thought on Tuesday 10/27:
If you had a Kryptonite cross, could you defeat Dracula and Superman at the same time?- Aaron from Owen
Thought on Wednesday 10/28:
When a man says he loves a woman until the end of time, does he usually mean closing time? – Sam from Owen
Thought on Thursday 10/29:
Why do men buy encyclopedias when their wives know everything?- Ed from Eau Claire
Thought on Friday 10/30:
THOUGHT/QUESTION TO PONDER FOR WEEK OF 10/19-10/23:
Thought on Monday 10/19:
A structured conversation between a husband and wife is where she gives her opinion and then she gives him his opinion?
Thought on Tuesday 10/20:
Is the reason yawning is contagious because you yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums, and the pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it out?- Emily from Chippewa Falls
Thought on Wednesday 10/21:
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!- Steve from Eau Claire
Thought on Thursday 10/22:
On application forms, why do they ask us who they should contact in case of an emergency? Shouldn't they always contact a Doctor? - Evan from Knapp
Thought on Friday 10/23:
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?- Sue from Menomonie
THOUGHT/QUESTION TO PONDER FOR WEEK OF 10/12-16:
Thought on Monday 10/12:
Does a psychic amnesiac know in advance what he is going to forget? - Jim from Eleva
Thought on Tuesday 10/13:
Do black widow spiders kill their males after mating just to stop the snoring before it starts? -Cyndi from Chippewa Falls
Thought on Wednesday 10/14:
Thought on Thursday 10/15:
(Alex Gone)
Thought on Friday 10/16:
Why is it that a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't, and a man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does?- Elaine from Augusta
THOUGHT/QUESTION TO PONDER FOR WEEK OF 10/5-9:
Thought on Monday 10/5:
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. - Sent in by Samantha in E.C.
Thought on Tuesday 10/6:
(Alex Gone)
Thought on Wednesday 10/7:
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose. - Emily from Medford
Thought on Thursday 10/8:
Why is it that the first piece of luggage out of the chute, at the airport, never belongs to anyone, ever? - Emily from Chippewa Falls
Thought on Friday 10/9:
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? - Susan from Menomonie
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